I’M NOT SURE, U.S.A. – Waking up today, I had two thoughts: “Where am I?” and “Holy shit, tomorrow is Thanksgiving, isn’t it?” It turns out the answers to those questions – “I have no idea” and “yes” – are related. Like millions of other Americans, and probably millions of...

LAS VEGAS, Nev. – Adult performer and content creator Taylor Nicole has announced the release of Candy Corn Sluts, which, contrary to my expectations on reading the title, appears not to be about women who provide sexual favors in exchange for unwanted leftover Halloween candy...

NEVADA – Adult performer and content creator Crystal Clark has announced the release of a new Thanksgiving movie that gives her fans a lot to be thankful for, including Crystal’s first-ever double cream pie finish. In “Stepmom Gets Double Stuffed for Thanksgiving,” Crystal plays...

LOS ANGELES, Calif. – TadpoleXStudio has announced the release of another new scene, this one starring heavily tattooed beauty Rocky Emerson in one of those vignettes that makes at least one adult quasi-journalist question whether he should have sought out a career in front of...

BUDAPEST, Hungary – If you think the idea of snakes coming up through your toilet is terrifying, you ain’t seen nothing yet… In the latest release from Hentaied PRO, Codi Vore has bedtime trip to the bathroom that makes dealing with a snake in the toilet seem like gathering up a...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Multiple award-winning MILF and buxom blonde bombshell Rachael Cavalli has made her return to Milfy in a role that casts her as a “take-charge boss bitch,” as Racheal’s reps at The Rub PR put it. In the new scene, “Curvy MILF Rachael Cavalli Fucks Young Stud...

WASHINGTON, D.C. – If you’ve been keeping track of former reality TV show host and now President-Elect Donald Trump’s nominations to serve in his cabinet and other governmental roles, you can be excused for thinking that the editors of The Onion are now in charge at every news...

BUDAPEST, Hungary – Vored, a site which offers a “unique multi-dimensional fetish and fantasy where a human or creature consumes another in a non-fatal but always erotic and dominant way,” has released its latest scene, “Sinful Taste,” a Roberto Di Suna-directed scene starring...

BUDAPEST, Hungary – In August, Hentaied released the first two installments of their “House of Madness” series. Now, the third installment has been released and Hentaied reports the site’s members “can’t get enough of the further adventures of Kelly Collins, Valentina Nappi, and...

BUDAPEST, Hungary – When you’re a detective working in the Hentaied Universe, there are two things of which you can be sure: You’ll never work a mundane case and you’re likely to wind up with rapacious alien tentacles inserted deeply into one or more of your orifices. Those are...