LONDON – This might come as a bit of a shock to a lot of folks in the sprawling, ideologically diverse, modern anti-porn movement, but the truth is, even those of us who make porn for a living don’t think it should be used as a form of sex education. Among other things, this is...

Lately I’ve been reading a lot about recent advances in artificial intelligence (“AI”), some of which are starting to freak out even the sort of sci-fi addled academics and techie business-nerds who are supposed to love tinkering with things like creating machines vastly smarter...

For years, I’ve been hearing anti-porn types make all sorts of claims about the deleterious effects of watching porn. To hear them tell it, porn does everything from shrinking people’s brains to murdering love itself. I’ve never been persuaded by their arguments, but to be fair,...

LAS VEGAS? – In an event recently held at an undisclosed location very possibly located somewhere near the Las Vegas Strip, adult mega-super-duper-star Angelina Blanca took home 125 of the 127 available trophies at the inaugural Ben Suroeste Awards (“BS Awards”), veteran adult...

WASHINGTON, D.C. – According to Mike Lee’s website, the Senator from Utah has “earned a reputation as an outstanding practitioner of the law based on his sound judgment, abilities in the courtroom, and thorough understanding of the Constitution.” I emphasize that last bit because...

As you’ve probably heard by now, last week the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Fifth Circuit finally explained its reasoning in overturning a lower court’s ruling issuing an injunction against enforcement of a new Texas law which most people still refer to as “House Bill 20”. It’s...

NEW YORK (OR MAYBE SAN FRANCISCO?) — Ben Suroeste, the adult industry’s premier fake journalist, multiple award-winning Sandwich Artist and certified Lack-of-Life Coach, may or may not be virtually signing his eponymous line of BS NFTs at “a big, fancy bookstore in New...

HOLLYWOOD, Ariz. – Ben Suroeste, an “alternative adult journalist” who ranks in the top 0.00001% of creators on the OnlyPornScribes.gw fake news platform, is now offering incredibly expensive advice to “anyone gullible enough to send me some crypto,” the alleged writer announced...

TRENTON, N.J. – I’ve always felt that whether 1000 feet is a significant distance depends largely on the context of the measurement. For example, if you’re a football team facing fourth down and 333.33 yards to go… well, then the rules and geography of football have changed quite...

SHADOWBANISTAN – You’ve probably never heard of Shadowbanistan, the obscure, forbidding, quite possibly imaginary country from which I’m writing this post, but it’s at the center of a major controversy right now, mostly involving just how many residents of this country there...