WASHINGTON, D.C. – If you’ve been keeping track of former reality TV show host and now President-Elect Donald Trump’s nominations to serve in his cabinet and other governmental roles, you can be excused for thinking that the editors of The Onion are now in charge at every news...

BUDAPEST, Hungary – Vored, a site which offers a “unique multi-dimensional fetish and fantasy where a human or creature consumes another in a non-fatal but always erotic and dominant way,” has released its latest scene, “Sinful Taste,” a Roberto Di Suna-directed scene starring...

BUDAPEST, Hungary – In August, Hentaied released the first two installments of their “House of Madness” series. Now, the third installment has been released and Hentaied reports the site’s members “can’t get enough of the further adventures of Kelly Collins, Valentina Nappi, and...

BUDAPEST, Hungary – When you’re a detective working in the Hentaied Universe, there are two things of which you can be sure: You’ll never work a mundane case and you’re likely to wind up with rapacious alien tentacles inserted deeply into one or more of your orifices. Those are...

HACKENSACK, N.J. – “Judge Les Hayes once sentenced a single mother to 496 days behind bars for failing to pay traffic tickets. The sentence was so stiff it exceeded the jail time Alabama allows for negligent homicide.” So begins a 2020 Reuters article about American judges who...

To put it mildly, I’m not a fan of former reality TV show host Donald J. Trump. To put it more precisely, I think Trump is a living piece of run over echidna dung who isn’t remotely qualified to be president of a high school student council, let alone President of the United...

BUDAPEST, Hungary – The latest scene from Parasited revolves around a newly discovered variety of alien parasite (spoiler alert: this new kind makes people instantly sexually insatiable, much like its already-identified alien parasite cousins) and an assassin trying to stop it....

LOS ANGELES, Calif. – Brenna McKenna, the tight and toned, all-natural alt Jersey girl, is “returning to college and taking a chemistry class” in her Reality Kings debut, setting off a chain reaction of sorts in a hot three-way scene. In “Risky Reactions,” Brenna dons a lab coat...

BUDAPEST, Hungary – In the latest scene from Parasited, Hentaied Universe contract star Emiri Momota plays a scientist whose late-night work in the lab poses hazards of a sort it’s safe to say nobody at Merck Pharmaceuticals has ever confronted. In “Neuroscience,” Emiri is...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Adult performer and content creator Chloe Amour has announced the release of four new scenes that promise “to keep fans mesmerized,” according to Chloe’s reps at Rising Star PR. Her latest release is “Chloe Amour Tesla car solo,” a solo masturbation scene in...