LOS ANGELES, Calif. – Honestly, I’m not sure how the marking of the patron saint of Ireland’s death became an occasion to march parades, get shitfaced on green beer or release St. Patrick’s Day and Irish myth-themed porn scenes, but I’m here for all of it. And while I’ll have to...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Just when I thought I might get something done this morning, smoking hot adult performer Chloe Amour announces that she appears in two newly-released scenes that are sure to set me back a few bucks and ruin my productivity for several hours. First, there’s...

BUDAPEST, Hungary. – When we last checked in on the paranormal happenings at Hentaied High, the school janitor (Tommy Pistol) and mean teacher Miss Vale (Little Puck) were busy spreading alien parasites among the student body, turning them into mindless, sex-hungry beasts, one...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Hookup Hotshot has announced the launch of its new online store, HUHSMerch.com, offering branded merchandise from the infamous online dating-themed hardcore site. “Now, fans of the site can let everyone know what their favorite site is by wearing an HUHS...

LAS VEGAS, Nev. – Is this Law & Order, or the latest release from the Adult Time fauxcest studio, Mommy’s Boy? The reason I ask is that “College Admission Deception” sure sounds like something ‘ripped from the headlines,’ as the old TV saying goes. Granted, there’s no...

MIAMI, Fla. – As part of its Mommy’s Little Man series, MYLF has premiered a new scene that promises to take viewers “on an unexpected journey through time.” It involves an adventurous archaeologist seeking evidence of a lost civilization, but who finds something even...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – According to award-winning adult performer Lilly Bell, her fans are “obsessed” with one of her latest scenes. And while obsessed is a strong word, judging by the amount of time my eyes lingered on the available promotional photos from the set, it might not be...

LOS ANGELES, Calif. – Now I know what the problem with my last relationship was: We were ahead of our time. Specifically, I mean my ex and I were together prior to the invention of AI sex dolls, meaning that when our relationship had lost its spark, she couldn’t employ the wiles...

BUDAPEST, Hungary – The first time I read the phrase “Parasite Queen,” my brain immediately tried to set it to the tune of “Caribbean Queen” by Billy Ocean, because I have a sickness in which my mind just does that sort of thing, involuntarily. Speaking of doing things...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Many of us have had moments in which our parents get too involved in our lives, whether it’s our dads yelling at the ref with inappropriate intensity during a youth soccer game, our moms embarrassing us in front of our friends – or, if your mom is Andie...