HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Whenever I watch a scene featuring “real-life hentai girl” Violet Myers, I experience a strange form of what I call “arousal dissonance.” On the one hand, her scenes are pretty hot, generally speaking. On the other hand, Violet’s proportions are so cartoonish,...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – There’s something Octavia Red didn’t know that she now wishes she had: Looking for revenge in the Hentaied Universe is a very risky business. In the new, Ricky Greenwood-directed scene “Overload Act 1,” Octavia Red, Myra Moans, and Scarlett Alexis break into...

AUSTIN, Texas – I’ve been reading about SB 3003 and HB 1549, two Texas bills that seek to further restrict and regulate the sale of “obscene devices” in the state. And no, they don’t mean keychains that make fart sounds when you squeeze them; by “obscene devices” they mean the...

BUDAPEST, Hungary – One thing I love this job is that I’m constantly learning new things. Today, for example, I learned that “J-Pop” is short for “Japanese popular music.” I did know that “K-Pop” indicates Korean popular music, but what I hadn’t fathomed is that now, evidently,...

LAS VEGAS, Nev. – Typically, when you see a story about a lecherous director who beds a thespian who is in their employ at the time, the director is some lecherous old bastard and the thespian a pitiable actress being exploited by the aging, pervy creep. Not so in the latest...

LOS ANGELES, Calif. – Honestly, I’m not sure what Yellowjackets is, but now that VRCosplayX has released Yellowjackets: A XXX Parody, I’m thankful the original exists. Whether or not I ever see an episode of it, the show has enriched my life by enabling a POV VR scene starring...

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. – Say whatever else you will about the prudence exhibited by Lissa Aires and Mike Ox in the new Reality Kings scene “Drive Horny,” at least they pulled over before starting to fuck. Plus, pulling over to get busy also accommodated the inclusion of Madalina...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Back when I was a younger man, in a strange moment of irrational behavior, I retained the services of a personal trainer who also, I’d come to find out, was a world-class masochist. He’d work me until I puked – and show a disconcerting degree of satisfaction...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – HardX welcomes a woman named for a hard alcohol in the newly released, Mason-directed scene “Addison Vodka Takes Vince Karter’s Cock in Her Pussy.” Sure, so it’s not the most imaginative porn video title you’ll ever encounter, but it does get the point...

It’s been a long time since I suffered through a math class, so I don’t remember how to express this correlation more efficiently, but I’ve noticed that the more productive adult performer and content creator Chloe Amour becomes in publishing new content, the less productive I...