HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – You know what they say: “Where there’s smokeshow, there’s fireworks.” Or maybe nobody says that. Either way, Nookies’ publicity reps have dubbed her a “smokeshow MILF” and she made her debut on Nookies over the July 4th holiday, so I’m sticking with that...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Hookup Hotshot (HUHS), the hardcore site with an online dating theme, has expanded its network by adding what their reps called “an exciting new site,” with the addition of TobyDick.com to the HUHS network. “Director and Performer Toby Dick’s site is the UK...

SOMEWHERE IN THE DESERT, Ariz. – While I have no children of my own (at least that I am willing to acknowledge or provide financial support to/for), I am, like every thinking and caring American, concerned about the health, welfare, safety and sanity of the world’s children....

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – You know, if you’re a vampire, you could do a lot worse than to be hunted by Octavia Red, Talia Mint and/or Tiffany Tatum. I mean, there’s Vampire Hunter D, all those kids who hunt vampires using their Nintendo Switch – even Abraham Fucking Lincoln, for...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Busty blonde Gigi Sweets has made her Hookup Hotshot debut, giving Bryan Gozzling the opportunity to explore her curvaceous body and put her through her pornographic paces in his own inimitable style. As the announcement puts it, Gigi is “a woman of many...

LOS ANGELES, Calif. – Elegant Angel has announced the release of a new “4th of July hotwife featurette, Red, White & Blu, directed by Harry Sparks. (Side Question: Is it just me, or does “Harry Sparks” sound like something you shouldn’t take near your Independence Day...

LAS VEGAS, Nev. – You know what five students from the Brazzers Institute of Higher Learning are thinking about Brittany Andrews right about now? “This teacher sucks – literally!” Yes, award-winning adult performer/director Brittany Andrews has made her return to Brazzers for the...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Alien parasites, vampires, and lots and lots of goo – these are just some of the things we’ve come to expect from the Hentaied Universe. And now, Futanari XXX has added ghosts and (non-alien?) possession to the mix with “Hauntings Part 1.” The new scene opens...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – I’ll confess, I’m something of an awards show skeptic. When I’m deciding whether to see a movie, buy music, or eat at a restaurant, about the last thing I’m going to do is check to see whether the film, artist or eatery has won an award of some kind, informed...

LOS ANGELES, Calif. – In announcing the young star’s debut for Kink.com, Leana Lovings’ publicity reps ask: “What in the world is the wholesome fan favorite doing on the renowned BDSM site?” I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess that she’s… performing in a BDSM scene?...