SUFFERN, N.Y. – Raybeam Systematics LLC, a subsidiary of Patents ‘R Us Corp. and sister company of Takadumpi Technologies LLC, has filed a patent infringement class action against “any and all past, present and future users, viewers, vendors, distributors and consumers of movies...

TAMPA, Fla. – Sitting in her dressing room, a topless dancer named Olivia flips through a stack of wrinkled bills, arranging them in order of value to ease counting her take for the evening. “Every day another dumb guy turns 21,” she muses. “And every day, one of them wants to...

LOS ANGELES – In what is believed to be the first punitive action of its kind, Cal/OSHA has cited a leading Hentai studio for violations of the state’s blood-borne pathogen regulations even though the studio employs no human performers. “This complaint from these Ocean people, it...

LOS ANGELES – There was a time when Kristof Johan Johannesburg (better known within the adult entertainment industry as “QuantumDough Kris”) could tell you stories of debauchery engaged in and lucrative deals done at past adult industry tradeshows in vivid detail, right down to...

MONTREAL – Leading adult tube site CrunkShack has launched a crowdfunding campaign to send a piloted “Subterrene” drill vehicle toward the center of the earth, in order to shoot the first porn scene ever filmed within the earth’s mantle. “It has always been a dream of mine to be...

PARIS – The good news just keeps rolling in for Dominique Strauss-Kahn, the controversial and perpetually horny former chief of the International Monetary Fund. Soon after acquittal in a French court on charges of aggravated pimping, irritated pandering and mildly exasperated...

AUSTIN, Texas – Following a furious six-hour adult tube surfing session last week, Buford Harrison Palms had more than a chapped penis shaft to show for his efforts: The 43-year-old IT professional’s prodigious wankfest also spawned a record 13,146 pop-under advertising consoles,...

LOS ANGELES – Porn star Sasha McTush, winner of the 2015 AVN Award for Best Drooling in a Face-Fuck Scene, has denied being a fan of pop-music performers Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus and The Jonas Brothers, blaming tweets filled with links to videos from such artists on...

BUENOS AIRES – How often has this happened to you: You want to watch some porn without spending any money, but you’ve forgotten the URLs of every major free porn site, as well as how to use a search engine. For the millions (perhaps billions) of porn fans to whom this...

This is the first in a series of helpful advice by YNOT’s own Ben Suroeste, designed to assist readers with porn problems, smut conundrums, obscene challenges and other indecent issues that “Abby” bitch will just never understand. YORBA LINDA, Calif. – DEAR BEN: The other day, I...