CANOGA PARK, Calif. – In a new wrinkle on what appears to be an ongoing and disturbing trend, a homeowner in the posh Canoga Park area of the San Fernando Valley has reported hundreds of porn videos uploaded to various adult tube sites appear to have been filmed on his historic,...

By Abigail Cuthbert Special to YNOT

By Stanley Milligram, PhD CAMBRIDGE, Mass. – If you’ve been paying attention to the news lately, then you know the scientific evidence of pornography’s detrimental effects on the human brain is beginning to stack up like filthy cords of sexually explicit firewood.

CENTREVILLE, Miss. – With the quadrennial national opportunity to vote for people named Clinton and/or Bush right around the corner, a morass of muckrakers, spin doctors and political hired guns are now working round the clock to dig up dirt on the opposition and perform damage...

PALO ALTO, Calif. – Excessive video gaming and online porn consumption are turning an entire generation of young men into “impotent fatties, loser geekoids and candy-ass nerdos” according to Felipe Zamboni, a famously goateed psychologist, author and professor antiquas at the...

By Dr. Gail Dense Special to YNOT

By Earnest S. Hitter Special to YNOT

SAN FRANCISCO – It’s the kind of story about which the general public doesn’t particularly give a fuck, but over which marketing and public relations people routinely pitch themselves out of third-story windows: A big company has its panties in a bunch over its ads being...

AMES, Iowa – Every four years, Americans are subjected to a ridiculous amount of buildup and hype around the Presidential election, even though relatively few of us participate. Still, during the run-up, we take sides, stake out our rhetorical territory and take turns bludgeoning...

GIZA, Egypt – The Egyptian Ministry of Determining Cultural Offensiveness has completed its review of a partially-nude photograph recently taken near the Pyramid of Khufu, terming the image “disappointingly tame” and “disturbingly weak,” among other findings. “Honestly, I’m not...