NEW YORK – In a major blow to Satan’s ongoing efforts to corrupt American youth through articles about what Disney princesses would look like in real life and the “weirdly emotional” stages of getting one’s first tattoo, RiteAid and Delhaize America, owner of the...

RESEDA, Calif. – In a biting piece of highly timely satire, adult entertainment studio Oak Missile has released The MILFer’s Mishap, a farcically erotic take on a classic piece of American comedy from director James H. White. Just as fresh, edgy and over the top as when it was...

By Peter Wheelan Special to YNOT.com HOUSTON – As a proud heterosexual male, I’m truly alarmed by what I see coming out of the pornography industry these days, a terrible trend in which one gender is systematically subjugated by the other, coerced and cajoled into performing...

ATLANTA – Some attention-starved person who desperately wanted to be on television is breathing easier today, because apparently her new professional-athlete boyfriend isn’t seeing a porn star on the side. A reporter’s smartphone accidentally revealed the news Thursday morning....

WASHINGTON – During a two-hour presentation inside the U.S. Capitol Visitors Center, a panel of anti-porn activists urged Congress to crack down on pornography, impressing and alarming a small group of Congressional interns and junior staff members. The politicians in training...

By Ben Suroeste TORONTO – Valuable Incriminating Information Corp. Chief Executive Officer Nicholas St. Croix said he’s “shocked, mystified, befuddled and flabbergasted” by the recent hacking of his company’s flagship website, Ponzi Madoff. The cyber-attack netted the intruders...

by Ben Suroeste CHATSWORTH, Calif. – When legendary adult performer Jerry Attrick first got started in porn, the filmmakers he worked for weren’t associated with “studios” and their titles didn’t have “street dates”; in fact, at the time it wasn’t clear porn was legal in this...

By Ben Suroeste NEW YORK – Online news aggregator InfoCompServlet (ICS) is apologizing today for what a spokesperson called a “regrettable tech glitch” over the weekend, which caused a seemingly random jumbling of facts between variety of mainstream news and adult...

By Ben Suroeste LAS VEGAS – In an explosive exchange of strongly worded press releases, adult entertainment studio Emancipation Entertainment and its former counsel, Tito Mendacio, made no secret of their mutual opinion the other is a total dick, entirely lacking in...

By Ben Suroeste CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. – For many years, I’ve operated under the (flawed) assumption watching porn is a relatively harmless activity for most people. Absent some inherent and internal issue that might cause any given individual viewer to respond in wildly...