TONITOWN, Ark. – Much like the Fall Guy, I’m not the type to kiss and tell — but since we’re talking about meaningless anal sex and not love-inducing smooching here, I don’t see any harm in making an exception, just this once. It’s time for me to confess: I have something in...

MEDELLIN, Columbia – As part of my ongoing quest to find the Next Big Thing in the world of business, I’ve been doing a lot of research using the most reliable platform for insider information, hot trends and valuable real-world perspective available to the serious entrepreneur...

LANGLEY, Va. – Several popular adult websites have fallen prey to malware attacks this week, and if I’m correctly reading between the lines of what security experts are saying about these exploits, the entire human race is doomed and hyper-intelligent radioactive insects will...

By Yehuda Schneier Special to YNOT BROOKLYN, N.Y. – Every so often, when I try to come to YNOT to read the latest news about organic, fat-free, strawberry flavored personal lubricant, or to see which European won the YNOT Grand Prix, I find myself on autopilot, accidentally...

MONTREAL – At some point, one hopes, each release of statistical data from Pornhub will stop being treated like the end-all, be-all of porn-related data — but given the media’s continuing Pavlovian response to each of the site’s press releases, I’m not going to hold my breath....

By Jack Nathaniel O’Toole Special to YNOT BELFAST, Northern Ireland – Leave it to an Englishman to want to watch Yanks having a wank. Didn’t we Irish try to tell you, America? Those English can’t be trusted. One day they’re on your side, keeping watchful eye on the Germans,...

ONTARIO, Canada – It seems every other day or so a new “scientific study” purports to indicate something significant about the act of watching porn. Sometimes, these studies claim watching porn shrinks our brains or causes our penises (for those viewers equipped with...

FAYETTEVILLE, N.C. – With all due respect to state officials in famously intellectual jurisdictions like Arizona and Florida, a gaggle of dimwits working in service of the state of North Carolina recently conspired to concoct a confused soup of stultifying legal idiocy few can...

LOS ANGELES – Over the weekend, I read an article on The Daily Beast that dubbed hologram porn to be “the most realistic sex imaginable.” Frankly, I find the proposition rather dubious. Granted, as I’ve never fucked a hologram, I can’t speak from personal experience when it comes...

MEXICO CITY – I’m not much of an adult mobile app user, but whenever I travel — whether on business, vacation, or the lam — I use the opportunity to double-up on my to-do list by reviewing a couple of new mobile apps. At the moment, I’m in Mexico City, on my way to conduct field...