WASHINGTON – The FBI isn’t sure it wants to investigate the allegedly lopsided nipples of Real Housewives of Orange County cast member Vicki Gunvalson, according to sources familiar with the situation. The possibility of an investigation arose in response to a complaint filed...

By Abigail Cuthbert Special to YNOT NORRISTOWN, Pa. – Former Pennsylvania Attorney General Kathleen Kane violated the unwritten rules of the Good Ol’ Boys Network. People evidently serve two years in prison and another eight years in the limbo of probation if they commit the...

NEW YORK – In response to a recent Cosmopolitan article in which 19 different members of the extended Kardashian reality-television family expressed their opinions about pornography, nine of the porn industry’s hottest stars, directors and producers have responded in kind, giving...

LAS VEGAS – We’re hearing a lot these days about women watching porn — why they do it, how they do it, with whom they do it, what items from which drawers in their refrigerator they bring with them when they do it, etc. What we haven’t heard as much about, for some reason, is how...

BEAVER FALLS, Pa. – Award-winning grocery store chain Safesexway has compiled its most recent foodstuff interviews into a new video called “Food Items Reveal the One Porn Star They’d Like to be Stuck Inside Forever.” In the video, various produce, canned goods and prepared foods...

LOS ANGELES – In a move they said may become permanent should California’s Proposition 60 pass, several adult websites intentionally reduced the amount of useful traffic they receive. The protest is sure to reduce their revenues while imposing a short-term minor inconvenience on...

LOS ANGELES – The inclusion of emergency management training information in a pornographic video was the result of a “tube site glitch,” according to the studio that produced the video in question. According to viewers who watched the clip before it was taken down, what appeared...

By Dewey Truman Special to YNOT PHOENIX – According to a few paragraphs of an article I quickly skimmed while looking over the shoulder of a man sitting outside a Starbucks, either former Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer plans to make a BDSM tape with Donald Trump, or celebrity attorney...

By Prudence Beecher Special to YNOT LOS ANGELES – It’s not every day I get a great idea from reading something other than the Bible, but recently I had one of those days when I read a column Sally Satel wrote for Forbes. To be clear, I don’t agree at all with the points made by...

By Brad Kellen Special to YNOT                                     GULFPORT, Miss. – Unless you’re a fan of the University of Mississippi-Gulfport Fightin’ Chickadees football team, my name is probably only familiar to you because of my unsuccessful romantic overtures toward...