NEW YORK – An explosive rumor has sprung up on the internet concerning Vice President-elect of the United States, Donald Blythe Mike Pence. Is the rumor fact, just more fake news cooked up by some Russian teenage blogger, or perhaps something even more sinister? First, let’s look...

LOS ANGELES – It’s late November again, which means three things: Lots of turkey-based gluttony, another holiday spent at work for members of the Detroit Lions and Dallas Cowboys football teams (and their opponents, of course) and the arrival of holiday-themed porn parody movies...

By Skidley Rott Special to YNOT LOS ANGELES – As an experienced director of adult films and a porn industry veteran, people are always coming to me with questions, seeking advice on making it big in the porn world. I always tell them the same thing: If you want to make it in the...

By Dewey Truman Special to YNOT WASHINGTON – For many years, some pundits have referred to the ongoing back-and-forth between pro- and anti-porn forces as a “Decency War.” To date, the battle has been largely metaphorical except for the occasional torched smut shop or digital...

By Gerry Dobwell Special to YNOT LAS VEGAS – To celebrate the great victory won by the forces of decency when Donald Trump captured the presidential prize last week, I brought my entire happy clan to the heart of family-friendly entertainment: Las Vegas. While Las Vegas might be...

LONDON – There’s nothing more useless than a half-measure when it comes to security. Why bother even using passwords, for example, if you’re constantly using “password” as your password? In a similar vein, I’m not sure the age verification protocols envisioned under the U.K.’s...

ROBINA, Australia – Interrupting a presentation on internet security, the detonation of a massive irony bomb inside a schoolroom in Robina, Australia, claimed the reputations of former NFL player Jarryd Hayne, several teachers, a couple of school administrators and various...

By Prudence Beecher Special to YNOT LOS ANGELES – Given what the poll numbers looked like prior to Tuesday’s vote as opposed to after the ballots had been counted, there’s only one conclusion we can draw about the defeat of California’s Proposition 60: The vote was selectively...

By Maj. Gen. Tom Mescent Special to YNOT As someone in charge of the combat readiness and overall wellbeing of more than 12,000 American Marines, I cannot stress enough the importance of good morale — and good morals — among our enlisted men. I can also tell you nothing...

WHY, Ariz. – I’ve come to Why, Arizona, today looking for answers. Specifically, I’ve come to find out why so many people write lame articles about porn that involve enumerating their opinions, like four reasons men who don’t watch porn are better lovers, or nine reasons men...