I opted out of attending my high school prom in part because my date got hopelessly lost on the way and in part because the whole thing just seemed stupid. There I was wearing a sheer black antique lace dress over an ink black taffeta sheath with a plunging neckline, knowing...

President George W. Bush is a proud gun owner and defender of the Second Amendment. As a fan of pretty much all of the Amendments, except the eventually repealed 18th, I don’t have a problem with the fact my president knows how to handle and, presumably, fire a gun. But one of...

It seems like everywhere you look these days, there’s a battle for the adult industry to fight. Whether it’s the Free Speech Coalition’s (FSC) challenge to the federal record-keeping and labeling regulations, governmental efforts to close topless clubs in cities ranging from...

I wish that the American Family Association would boycott me. From what I’ve read about its past successes as an economic force to be reckoned with, there’s nothing quite like having these supposedly “pro family” busy bodies refuse to buy your products or services.Once upon a...

Sometimes, children ensconced in “safety seats” die in car accidents. It happens, despite the fine engineering and considerable effort put into making the safest environment possible. No child safety seat can change the fact that a severe enough collision, with sufficient...

Artsy fartsy types of the world have one more reason to celebrate during this holiday season. All of those cold winter nights without heat, sick days without medical insurance, long rides on mass transit, awkward meetings with the parents of new sweeties, and funny looks from...

Initially, I planned to make this column an “Open Letter” to the President and other present and aspiring office-holders at all levels of government who I think, in my First Amendment protected personal opinion, need to wise up. If they don’t stop catering to the...

If you think that crack cocaine or methamphetamines are the greatest addictive scourge endured by Americans today, then TV talk show hostess Oprah Winfrey wants you to think again. According to Winfrey, one of the richest and most widely respected women in the United States, it’s...

Natural breasts, nature and disasters, health and sex are all part of life.First, the natural breast aspect. In another hour or two, I’ll be shooting another sex scene for my “Knee Pad Nymphos” series with Lexi Bardot. She called an hour ago from Los Angeles to confirm that she’s...

LAS VEGAS, NV – Wandering McCarran International Airport in search of one’s bags is never an encouraging way to start a trip to Las Vegas. After getting over the initial frustration, your mind turns to practical questions: “How much is a casino sundry shop toothbrush going...