BARCELONA, Spain – While the online adult industry illuminati are attending The European Summit in Sitges, Spain, this weekend, perhaps they’ll find a bit of time to investigate the country’s contribution to “sex tourism”: the Lumidolls brothel.
Like other courtesans, the Lumidolls are devoted to satisfying clients’ fantasies. Unlike others, they don’t put anyone in danger of arrest: The brothel is staffed entirely by silicone ladies of pleasure.
At present, four realistic working girls “entertain” in an apartment in the city, and there is someone for every taste. Katy is a 5’7” busty, blonde European. Leiza is a 5’6” sultry ebony goddess. Lily is a 5’3” Asian and has “all-natural” (for a silicone girl) breasts. Aki is a 5’5”, “voluptuous” Japanese anime character.
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Made from thermoplastic elastomer, the 90-pound dolls have three functional orifices. They’re flexible and can adopt almost any sexual position imaginable. Gentleman callers (or female callers, for that matter) may specify the clothing the companions wear and the scenery, to a point.
The brothel’s owners claim sex with the dolls is as good as — possibly even better than — sex with live women. After all, Katy, Leiza, Lily and Aki are the perfect “date”: They’re submissive, they’re always horny and they don’t require an expensive dinner beforehand.
They do, however, require an investment. A one-hour visit with any of the ladies will set clients back €120 (about U.S. $126 or £103). A 90-minute appointment costs €150, and two hours alone with a silicone escort runs about €175. Those of exceptional appetite may wish to consider hiring a companion for the night for a premium fee. The girls also are available for threesomes — again, for an additional fee.
Management recommends guests wear condoms and use lube, but insists each doll is “thoroughly disinfected” between appointments.
