Infamous Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss, known for operating the most successful prostitution ring in California history, joined the Humpday Lunch Show once again this week for a casual chat and interview, YNOTBob and LAJ style.Did you miss the Humpday Lunch Show yesterday? Catch a glimpse of what happened when YNOTBob and LAJ took over the airwaves this week:

Infamous Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss, known for operating the most successful prostitution ring in California history, joined the Humpday Lunch Show once again this week for a casual chat and interview, YNOTBob and LAJ style. She spent a few minutes promoting her new DVD “Secrets of a Hollywood Madam,” which she touted as the “best blowjob movie, ever.” She’ll be a presenter at the AVN Awards show in January 2005, where she hopes to also have the movie nominated.

Fleiss was candid, friendly, and open in her answers to Bob’s and Jay’s questions. An unabashed dirty-talking chubby-chaser, Fleiss confirmed her tryst with Marlon Brando, affirmed her preference for men with a few extra pounds, and insisted that she is “boring in bed.”

Fleiss is currently working on plans for her new brothel in Las Vegas: Heidi Fleiss Paradise. Always the rebel, Fleiss intends the building to be a replica of the White House, with a casino built to resemble the Pentagon. The Humpday’s chat room lit up with one-liner slogans at the mention of the proposed enterprise, including such ditties as “Get Bush at the White House.”

Fleiss Sound Bites

Bob and Jay asked Fleiss to express her thoughts on a variety of topics.

Fleiss’ word of advice for Martha Stewart on her impending jail term: “Gay for the stay.”

About her role in politics: “I was the deal-closer for NAFTA. I’m very good for the economy. I bring in those foreign dollars.”

About the current government: “They can find an amoeba on Mars, but they can’t find bin Laden?!”

Concerning Paris Hilton: “She’s a great girl, a real crowd pleaser!”

After the Madam

Freakshow joined the Humpday to promote a new herbal sexual chocolate for women. Stimulating dopamine receptors in the brain, the luscious chocolate apparently triggers sexual urges in women, but is relatively ineffective in men.

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With the help of Freakshow, the dynamic lunch duo punked Arkansas Dave for his birthday. They tried with questionable success to convince Dave that Mission Valley Pest Control would be swooping into his home the next morning at 4 a.m. to begin fumigation, and that he needed to evacuate himself and any pets for a duration of two weeks. Dave’s reaction: “It’s not gonna happen, dude.”

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Chris and Clay from Epoch/Paycom/epassporte conference-called in with a few words of reassurance for listeners about an email that had been sent to webmasters. They are waiving their setup fee until Friday for webmasters in need of third-party processing.

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Plans for YP Jamaica are under way. No date is set yet, except early spring 2005. Enthusiasm for the event is high, and YNOT anticipates it will be another successful sold-out show.

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