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Woodrocket Presents The Hamilton XXX Parody
Posted On 07 Dec 2017
Woodland Hills, CA – Finally, the Founding Father becomes the Pounding Father: Hamilton now has an Adult parody! WoodRocket is proud to present the most revolutionary hip-hop musical porn parody in American history, Hamiltoe.
Hamiltoe premieres Thursday, December 7th on WoodRocket.com and Pornhub for free, with a very special Premium Version on Pornhub Premium, featuring an extra song and twice as much colonial coitus in an extended sex scene!
Featuring 8 parody songs like, “My Pop Shot”, “The Fister Sisters”, “The Wood Was Wide Enough”, “You’ll Be Backside”, and “Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Threeway Story”, Hamiltoe features them performed by the characters Aaron Bonerr, Queen Whorge, James Madickson, Cummas Jefferson, Epieza, Angelicum, and of course, Alexander Hamiltoe.
It’s 1769, and Alexander Hamiltoe comes to Porn Valley to fight the British Sex Laws that allow only missionary sex. So Hamiltoe revolts with his penis and turns the red coats white! He has America’s first Threesome. He went all the way, but did he go far enough?
Hamiltoe was directed by April O’Neil & Lee Roy Myers, and produced by Vuko & Seth’s Beard. Music was written by D-Squared, with lyrics by Lee Roy Myers, Eitan levine, and Locke Van Kemp. Hamiltoestars Tommy Pistol, Missy Martinez, Rizzo Ford, and hip hop artists, BLKGLFNKS & Charlie Dimple$ AKA Clara Bizna$$ (Hand Job Academy).
Watch the SFW trailer of Hamiltoe on WoodRocket and YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuwgwjbBdik.
Check out Hamiltoe for free at WoodRocket.com and Pornhub.
The Premium Version is available exclusively at PornhubPremium.com.
WoodRocket mixes porn, comedy, pop culture, and it redefines adult entertainment. Creating popular high-quality stuff like Ask A Porn Star, Topless Girls Reading Books, Porn Stars Reading Hate Mail, and porn parodies like Dick and Morty, Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles, Fap To The Future, Strokémon, and Bob’s Boners, WoodRocket is the future of porn. WoodRocket’s content has been featured on Buzzfeed, Uproxx, Gizmodo, Maxim, Complex, AV Club, Spin, Rolling Stone, The Howard Stern Show, GQ, Vice, Esquire, The Hollywood Reporter, @Midnight, Bon Appetit, and more.
