Woodland Hills, CA – When John Wank comes for revenge, everybody gets whacked. WoodRocket is proud to present the John Wick porn parody, an erotic tale of the world’s greatest ASSassin, John Wank.

John will come for you. And you will come for John.

John Wank premieres Wednesday, February 28^th on WoodRocket.com for free, with the Extended Version with a Bonus Sex Scene exclusively on Pornhub Premium.

They stole his car. They killed his favorite sex toy. And now John Wank is on a mission of vengeance and genital stimulation.

Starring April O’Neil, Codey Steele, Daisy Ducati, Cassandra Cain, and Vuko, John Wank was co-written by comic book writer/artist Brandon Graham (Prophet, King City, Multiple Warheads), and co-written and directed by Lee Roy Myers.

Watch the SFW trailer of John Wank trailer on YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGxogAWxCRc  and on WoodRocket.com.

Check out John Wank at WoodRocket.com.

The Extended Version is available exclusively at PornhubPremium.com.

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