SAN FRANCISCO, CA — You don’t have to be Tony Stark or Ozzy Osborne to be an XXXIronMan – but you do have to be a web professional who takes his or her drinking seriously. Those who think they have the stomach for success will have an opportunity to compete on both June 11th and 12th during the San Francisco Cybernet Expo. The Beer Pong focused battle of the bellies achieved legendary status during the recent Phoenix Forum and is poised to recreate history during the San Francisco-based event that will push contestants’ Hand-Eye Coordination, Wrist Strength, and Alcohol Tolerance.
Although tea-totalers may wake up more clear-minded in the morning, they will not have a chance to win more than $750 in cash.
Traditionally a masculine endeavor, women are not restricted from sport drinking – although they are required to compete by slightly different rules; just like in the real world.
Since male Web professionals are easily distracted by the site of bare female flesh, all-female teams are allowed to designate a “drinker” – if they also agree to remove articles of clothing during play, as well.
Although a curious confusion to the uninitiated, comments from previous competitors about “wet balls” only adds to the mysterious test of strength and intestinal fortitude.
A press release for the event quotes LAJ, director of operations for Cybernet Expo as effusing that the Phoenix experience “was great! I got to drink for free and play with my balls and not feel any shame!”
Even the ladies indicate exposure to multiple “balls,” during the event, with Misty Anderson of MistyAnderson.com and Illeana from Illeanas.com observing that “There were so many balls flying in our faces that we felt like we were in a gangbang scene!”
Thanks to VideoBox, all involved will have their fill and possibly more of beer – and event host National Net and its assisting programs CherryPimps, LegitCash, and SpunkyCash are responsible for the drinking debauchery and general good times to be had.
Also waiting to be had, are $750 in cash prizes, broken into a $500 prize for the winning team and $250 for the second place winners. If the girls win, however, they get to keep all the cash.
”Everyone is a winner at XXXIronMan!,” LAJ observes.
Those interested in proving their stuff can find entry forms at www.XXXIronMan.com and sign up for a limited number of team positions. Those unable to get into fighting prime in time for Cybernet Expo can flex their gag reflex will have a more nautical way to demonstrate their alcohol-induced insanity during the XXX Boat Races to be held during the XBiz show in Las Vegas.
