She did it! MILF goddess Vicky Vette (www.vickyathome.com) defeated porn superstar Tera Patrick and many others to become Booble Girl of the Year – based on votes cast at www.booble.com. So how did she make her way to the top? Well, YNOT.com got the inside scoop from Vicky herself, in an interview you won’t find anywhere else!
YNOT: What was your secret plan for winning this honor?
Vicky: My secret plan was that if any contestant got close in the voting, I would go to the United States Army base at Camp Pendleton and get every single private to vote by exercising my considerable skills of oral persuasion. The army has a lot of computers to vote from and besides the senior officers were giving me counter intelligence information on my opponents’ every move. I knew when Tera Patrick got up in the morning, turned on her computer, was having sex, and what she was watching on television. I can’t believe she likes sex as much as I do.
YNOT: What exercises/therapies did you do to ensure that your boobs were up to the task?
Vicky: Every morning I do strenuous exercises to make sure that there is still lift and separation in my boobage. People think they need to hit the treadmill in the morning…. me, I start with an aggressive massage with baby oil applied with some degree of vigor by my personal ass-istant Inga. She can’t speak English, but who cares? Just to make sure that my boobs were having the right effect, I went running every single day without a bra of any kind down a busy highway, as slowly as possible, stopping every 20 yards or so to do squats and other stretching exercises.
YNOT: What advice to you have for other girls who want to win this award … or do you intend to seek it next year?
Vicky: Booble has a rule that you can only win the Booble Girl of the Year once…. just as well. One of my campaign promises was to whip out my tits every day if I won. That was a great promise to make during the summer… try doing that on a cold winter day! Besides, I have to start planning for Booble Girl of the Decade if and when they ever come up with that award. Advice for other girls? Let your fans see your tits as much as possible and bribe powerful people like Peter Berton for votes.
