YNOT – Looking for a gift for that very special man in your life — a gift that keeps on … well, not exactly giving, but at least keeps him from giving in unappreciated ways? Look no farther than the line of male chastity belts unveiled recently at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas.
The medical-grade polycarbonate plastic devices manufactured by the aptly named Chastity Belt for Men company can be securely — very securely — fastened around the genitals of the man in your life. For even more “set-it-and-forget-it” peace of mind, the contraptions come with a lock and key.
Stray bullets become a thing of the past.
“This is an extremely powerful and effective relationship device,” a company spokesperson said. “Become his fantasy once again. He will think you are the sexiest thing in this world.
“Wearing the chastity device can be extremely erotic,” the spokesperson added. “You know the couple has to think of each other constantly, since he is wearing the device and she is holding the key. Things will never be the same.”
Undoubtedly.
If clear plastic isn’t your thing, the company also offers the toys in a variety of colors, including a camouflage pattern … though why a man would want to make his entertainment system less visible remains a mystery.
