WINDSOR, ONTARIO CANADA — Oh, the wonders of modern technology! Now instead of learning to sit quietly and look out of windows or read a book, adults and child passengers can zone out to yet more video entertainment while away from the babysitter called television. One Canadian man, however, discovered that not all of the kinks are worked out of the newest in automotive video entertainment tech toys.“It’s not for kids to see,” Camwest News Service quoted the 52-year-old Dikran Ohanyan as observing about the very adult programming that his new rear-view camera system picked up and projected.
His goal in making the purchase had been to get a better look at what happens behind his SUV while backing up. What he saw recently had nothing to do with anything near his vehicle, although it could have been a projection of his wandering mind.
Fortunately for Ohanyan and other motorists, his rear-view camera system only picks up pornography in very specific locations.
According to the baffled pizza parlor operator, a very specific street in Windsor’s east end transmits hot hot hot video footage onto his dashboard mounted screen on a regular basis.
The first time he noticed the phenomena was during a delivery to the area.
Apparently there are a lot of deliveries in that area, given the apparent increase in Ohanyan’s automotive porn consumption.
Alas for his peace of mind, the second time he got an eyeful of girlish goodies was while carting his nine-year-old twins around in the back seat.
“Luckily, they did not notice,” he assured the press.
Initially friends and family thought he was pulling their short legs when he told them about the freakish fuck interference. After snapping a photo of the display en flagrante with his cellphone camera, his wife changed her mind with an understandable, “Oh, my God!”
