LEXINGTON PARK, MD — Chalk this one up to the “No, Seriously – Don’t Do This at Home or Anywhere Else” file: sex with a saw.As unsurprising as it may seem to the casual observer, attaching a sex toy to a functioning saber saw blade turned out to be a very bad idea for two...

SAN DIEGO, CA — The Federal Aviation Administration has sent one San Diego helicopter pilot a loud-and-clear message: Choppers and penises shouldn’t be up at the same time.The FAA revoked David Martz’s pilot’s license March 11th after the gossip website TMZ posted a clip of...

QUEENSLAND, AUSTRALIA — The Australian lifestyle organization representing naturists has issued an edict to its members: Enjoy yourselves in the buff, but no screwing in public.The guideline is one of the principles listed on the newly launched website of the Australian...

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — For most people, there’s not much appeal in being an early bird that gets a worm. But being an early bird that gets a great price on an awesome adult business expo? Now that’s tasty – and precisely what those registering now for the June 25th – 27th...

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Under fire from several states and municipalities that accuse the online classified ads service of complicity in the promotion of illegal sexual commerce, Craig’s List has released statistics it claims prove it is cleaning up its corner of cyberspace.The...

OXFORD, ENGLAND — Italian researchers say they have discovered a penis-extension treatment that can increase the flaccid length of man’s most prized possession by up to 32-percent and improve erectile function by up to 36-percent, according to an article in the current...

PITTSBURGH, PA — Extreme Associates owners Rob Black and Lizzie Borden on Wednesday each pleaded guilty to a single felony count of conspiracy to distribute obscenity, thereby putting an end to a federal case that has dogged the couple and their company for nearly six...

MEMPHIS, TN — While some may consider the existence of a strip club to be the first step in officially beautifying it, others don’t even like the idea of said strip club getting a face lift – which is why the Gold Club has been ordered to stop its building renovation....

SACRAMENTO, CA — No matter how much time Sacramento County workers spent on their feet or on their butts, the Sheriff’s Department is hoping to make it impossible to legally lean back and enjoy a relaxing lap dance. Whether there has been a rash of violent crimes linked to...

DETROIT, MI — According to Advertising Age, the economic downturn may result in a boon of sorts for the adult entertainment industry. An article in the current issue of the advertising industry’s trade magazine says cable and satellite television providers are planning to...