LOS ANGELES, CA — Can you fucking believe it? Some 15-year-old kid decides it would be fun to see if 10 million people in a big ass mega modern county can go a goddamn week without cussing – and the next thing ya know, the damn bureaucrats are pissing our hard earned tax...

YAKIMA, WA — For years, businesses that sell merchandise of an erotic nature have been pressing upon the moral sensitivities of churches in the Yakima, WA area – but no longer! After a number of contentious issues were resolved, the Yakima City Council is set to vote and...

CANOGA PARK, CA — Once upon a time, the wild world of professional pornography was filled without outlaws and rugged individuals who shot footage wherever they could, often disregarding laws and reveling in their success at doing so. Good, bad, or indifferent, those days...

LOS ANGELES, CA — After birthing eight babies, otherwise unemployed 33-year-old Nadya Suleman can be forgiven for being a bit body conscious. After all, based on photos of the attractive, if wildly eccentric, poster child for IVF excess did expand her waistline considerably...

LONDON, ENGLAND — Britain’s National Health Service has raised a bit of controversy by declaring vigorous sexual activity can lower the risk of heart attack, fight cancer, decrease wrinkles, strengthen bones and make hair shiny.According to NHSDirect.com, endorphins...

LONDON, ENGLAND — Parents, be advised: The way to your teenager’s loins is not through his religious conscience, according to a new pamphlet distributed by a children’s minister with backing from the government.In “Talking to Your Teenager about Sex and Relationships,”...

RICHMOND, VA — Virginia’s General Assembly has passed a bill that will add a 5-percent tax to pay-per-view movies watched in the state’s hotel and motel rooms.The potential revenue is earmarked for attracting more Hollywood projects to Virginia’s historic towns and scenic...

HELSINKI, FINLAND — The Finnish Board of Film Classification has discovered most pornographic movies sold in the country violate the law — not because they’re obscene, but because importers and the board have been lax about enforcing a labeling regulation.Under Finnish law,...

AUSTRALIA — Although the Australian government appears mad with power when it comes to observing and regulating the erotic activities of its citizens – all in the name of decency and safety, of course – not everyone with a position of power is enthusiastic about the Rudd...

LONDON — Despite its policy of disallowing children younger than 13 to sign up for accounts, the obscenely popular micro-blogging service Twitter is taking it on the beak for pointing minors in the direction of pornography.Members of Parliament, led by Tom Watson, the...