VENEZUELA — Chances are good that someone, somewhere has called Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez a dick; maybe even to his face. But everyone who knows anything about his newly launched mobile telephone calls it what it is: a dick.The actual word is “Vergatorio,” which is...

VATICAN CITY — The Vatican has embraced the Web and declared “the internet is blessed.”During a recent Communications Day speech, Father Frederico Lombardi SJ, head of communications at the Vatican, praised the internet as a potential force for great good. Lombardi said the...

READING, OH — It’s a slow day and a lucky city when the most threatening activities one must deal with are posed by a busty mannequin that can neither move nor speak — yet that’s precisely what has some of the morally sensitive members of one Cincinnati area suburb up...

CYBERSPACE — Ladies, listen up: Those hard bodies you see at the gym may be fun to drool over, but if you want real satisfaction in the sack, stick with the geeky guy in IT.That’s the word from one of the UK’s top video-game-sales sites. PS3PriceCompare.co.uk conducted an...

BERLIN, GERMANY — When 18-year-old Alina Percea decided to auction off her otherwise useless virginity in hopes of earning a little experience and some money toward her education, she didn’t realize how much it would cost her.But now she knows that the price of selling her...

HAMBURG, GERMANY — A European porn starlet fell short of her goal to break the world’s oral sex record when she collapsed after performing fewer than half the number of blowjobs required.Sexy Cora, 21, was rushed to a Hamburg hospital when she began having breathing...

COLUMBIA, SC — It takes a rare political mind to turn being sued into a victory, but that’s exactly what South Carolina Attorney General Henry McMaster attempted Wednesday afternoon when he responded to a lawsuit filed two days earlier by Craigslist.The online classified...

SAN BRUNO, CA — What if they held a “Porn Day” on YouTube.com and nobody invited the porn industry? Apparently it would look like it did yesterday, when pranksters decided to flood the site with pirated X-rated video clips in an attempt to overwhelm the search results....

CYBERSPACE — Everybody knows that chocolate is for lovers and that lovers need a way to meet one another so that they can exchange chocolate and thus express the depth and deliciousness of their love. So, in some ways, the chocolate website vs. saucy dating website...

SPRINGFIELD, IL — After a year-long study of the issues involved, a statewide panel of Illinois students has recommended sex education be mandatory in all high schools. The kids also urged state lawmakers to rescind the requirement that “abstinence until marriage” be the...