CYBERSPACE — Ladies, listen up: Those hard bodies you see at the gym may be fun to drool over, but if you want real satisfaction in the sack, stick with the geeky guy in IT.That’s the word from one of the UK’s top video-game-sales sites. PS3PriceCompare.co.uk conducted an...

BERLIN, GERMANY — When 18-year-old Alina Percea decided to auction off her otherwise useless virginity in hopes of earning a little experience and some money toward her education, she didn’t realize how much it would cost her.But now she knows that the price of selling her...

HAMBURG, GERMANY — A European porn starlet fell short of her goal to break the world’s oral sex record when she collapsed after performing fewer than half the number of blowjobs required.Sexy Cora, 21, was rushed to a Hamburg hospital when she began having breathing...

COLUMBIA, SC — It takes a rare political mind to turn being sued into a victory, but that’s exactly what South Carolina Attorney General Henry McMaster attempted Wednesday afternoon when he responded to a lawsuit filed two days earlier by Craigslist.The online classified...

SAN BRUNO, CA — What if they held a “Porn Day” on YouTube.com and nobody invited the porn industry? Apparently it would look like it did yesterday, when pranksters decided to flood the site with pirated X-rated video clips in an attempt to overwhelm the search results....

CYBERSPACE — Everybody knows that chocolate is for lovers and that lovers need a way to meet one another so that they can exchange chocolate and thus express the depth and deliciousness of their love. So, in some ways, the chocolate website vs. saucy dating website...

SPRINGFIELD, IL — After a year-long study of the issues involved, a statewide panel of Illinois students has recommended sex education be mandatory in all high schools. The kids also urged state lawmakers to rescind the requirement that “abstinence until marriage” be the...

AUSTIN, TX — While some of the mainstream press still frets about the fact many Texas strip clubs have not been collecting the $5-per-person admission fee “pole tax” since it was first introduced in 2007, others have focused on the fact that the state Senate has voted to...

LOS ANGELES, CA — Iconic adult actress Marilyn Chambers died of a cerebral hemorrhage caused by an aneurysm, the Los Angeles County coroner’s office revealed Monday. The weakened blood vessel was a secondary effect of heart disease, the report noted.“The findings of the...

CUPERTINO, CA — Those clever little programming monkeys and their love of saucy computerized content. Try as society may to depict code crunchers as asexual basement dwellers, the real world keeps proving that they’re just as pervy, irreverent and entertained by colorful...