SWINDON, ENGLAND — Americans aren’t the only ones who insist their beauty pageant contestants be pure as the driven snow.Apparently American pageant contestants aren’t the only ones who are willing to play dirty in order to gain an advantage, either. Lora Humphreys, 22,...

WASHINGTON PARK, IL — Unfortunately for Steven Harris, he will never have the chance to learn from his latest mistake — but perhaps others will. On Saturday night the security guard for Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club in Washington Park, IL managed to accidentally...

BERLIN, GERMANY — The work of artist Gunther von Hagens elicits all sorts of reactions, from the sublime to the ridiculous. Hagens, famous (or infamous, depending upon viewpoint) for his “Body Worlds” series of skinless human cadavers posed as though they were engaged in...

ETOBICOKE, ONTARIO CANADA — It wasn’t time for trick-or-treat, but the Cinema X Adult Video shop got pranked big time last night. According to reports in The Star, two men wearing Halloween masks entered the shop at approximately 9:00 pm and immediately began starting...

ENGLAND — If court reports are correct, 48-year-old Caroline Cartwright really enjoys having sex with her husband. In fact, she enjoys having sex with her husband so much that everyone who lives near the couple knows how much she likes it – and exactly when she’s in the...

MIAMI, FL — A Catholic priest caught on film in a compromising clinch with a person of the opposite sex has been relieved of his duties with the Archdiocese of Miami pending an investigation and potential disciplinary action.Father Alberto Cutié [pronounced “KOO-tee-ay”],...

SANDRINGHAM, ENGLAND — The reputation of the Under Butler to the Silver and Gilt Pantry at Sandringham House has been tarnished by a passion for porn.Robert Wilson, reportedly “one of the most respected butlers” at the Queen’s country estate in Norfolk, England, was caught...

REXBURG, ID — What better way to honor the MILFs of America than to host an anti-porn conference the day before Mother’s Day? That’s the date selected for the Idaho Anti-Pornography Conference to be held in eastern Idaho’s city of Rexburg, which claims a whopping 17,000...

BERGAMO, ITALY — A Swedish court’s April 17th conviction of the founders of BitTorrent tracking website The Pirate Bay on charges of contributory copyright infringement could bolster a pending case against the men in Italy.While Peter Sunde Kolmisoppi, Fredrick Neij, Carl...

LONDON — Everyone has heard of the Mile High Club – but what do you call having sex on the lawn surrounding Windsor Castle? How about “indecent” and “illegal?”That’s what one overly amorous couple has discovered, much to their police record’s dismay. The duo, intoxicated...