CYBERSPACE – In just a few weeks, much of America will dress their small children up in costumes of a spooky, heroic or humorous nature and send them off to beg for candy. Then, after candy bags are full and the kids are safely parked in front of the latest “Goosebumps” special on the cartoon channel at Grandma’s house, mothers all over America will dress up as the sluttiest witch, nurse or schoolgirl this side of a porno flick and head off to get wicked with the boys from the office.“It is a misconception that Halloween is only for kids to buy the costumes of choice and show them off,” says Jessica Blake of the online adult store SinlessTouch.com. “Adults have an equal chance to pick up real sexy Halloween costumes and present themselves in a stylish manner.”
That’s just another way of saying that Halloween is also the national “Dress Like A Slut Day” in America, a fact that isn’t lost on SinlessTouch.com, which has announced its first ever Halloween costume contest.
The concept is simple enough. Surfers can submit pictures showing off their form in a Halloween costume of their choice. Contestants should also include a description, and send all materials to info1@sinlesstouch.com, an email address that seems destined to be deleted once the festivities are over. Sorry, spammers.
The contest will offer 3 different categories of costumes, and it’s free to participate. Categories will include “Adult Costume,” “Lingerie,” and “The Sexy Monster.” To cut down on the QQ, everyone who submits a picture and doesn’t win for that category will get a discount code for purchases on SinlessTouch.com, presumably to buy a better costume for next year. If only they sold Halloween costumes. Only the entries with the most votes in each category win a big prize.
What’s the big prize? They’re not saying yet. Just have faith it will rock, and get your freak on and your camera out.
“While the contest is geared towards sexy costumes, Sinless Touch will also offer prizes and gifts to entrants like vibrators and stimulators,” the company said, which rocks because we know a stimulator who really wants to enter a costume contest dressed in a beaver outfit.
Entries must be received by October 25th, and winners will be announced on the SinlessTouch.com blog at www.sinlesstouch.com/blog.
