SAGINAW, MI — Springtime may be the season during which a young man’s fancy may lightly turn to thoughts of love, but it wasn’t quite yet spring when Jason Leroy Savage became amorous – and it seems unlikely that it was a love connection he was looking for. While there is no word as to whether Savage first washed and waxed his vehicle before experimenting sexually with the car wash vacuum, one thing that is certain is that his mechanical tryst will be long remembered.
In addition to submitting to drug testing, the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township resident will have the opportunity to regale fellow inmates of the Saginaw County Jail about his wild sex ride for three months.
According to the Associated Press, a likely embarrassed Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure in County Circuit Court last month. Given that he was caught en flagrato with the car wash vacuum after a neighbor called the police to report something strange going on there, “no contest” was probably the best option available.
