FORT WORTH, TX — For the Romance Store, the Grinch came early – and took off with more than a fist full of money and sex toys.Two men, one brandishing a firearm, entered the Romance Store at 1:00 am on Sunday. While it’s possible that the duo had been checking their list of mostly naughty girls and realized they were short on cash for presents, the only thing that’s known for sure is that they informed the shop’s register clerk to keep cool and do what he was told.
This included allowing them to dip their mitts into the cash register in order to clean it out.
They also consulted the employee about which items on display were most expensive.
Somehow they still only managed to round up $200 worth of sex toys, although the amount of cash they got away with is currently unknown.
Bah, humbug.
