In light of recent charges being brought against New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft for allegedly soliciting sex with a prostitute in Florida according to published reports, the award winning WANKZVR.com has now offered Mr. Kraft a free lifetime membership to help him legally solve all of his needs from the comfort of his own home.
“It’s possible that Mr. Kraft is unaware of the major technological advancements that virtual reality headsets have brought to fans of adult entertainment in the last couple years,” said Bradley Phillips of WANKZVR.com. “That’s why we are offering Mr. Kraft a free headset of his choice, and a lifetime membership to WANKZVR, because in this day and age there really is no need for a man of his stature to be visiting illicit massage parlors or other illegal venues just to fulfill his sexual fantasies.”
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“Now is the time stop watching porn, and to start living it, as proprietary new camera technology and the award winning content created every week allows fans to live like a billionaire owner of an NFL franchise,” Mr. Phillips explained. “With WANKZVR, you are no longer watching a movie, you’re living it with just as much excitement and emotion as actually being there… and without any of the negative headlines or health risks associated with the sort of behavior Mr. Kraft was allegedly involved in recently.”
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