LOS ANGELES, CA — After birthing eight babies, otherwise unemployed 33-year-old Nadya Suleman can be forgiven for being a bit body conscious. After all, based on photos of the attractive, if wildly eccentric, poster child for IVF excess did expand her waistline considerably in order to accommodate all those bundles of joy. But Vivid Entertainment, no stranger to identifying financially promising celebrity sex fodder, isn’t discouraged. Although the raven haired and puffy lipped baby mama has reportedly declined the up to $1 million (plus health insurance) offer to appear in an upcoming Vivid feature, telling RadarOnline.com “Those guys at Vivid Video must be nuts! Who wants to see me naked? Maybe in a year, when the baby fat goes away,” the company remains hopeful that she will change her mind.
Steven Hirsch, co-chairman of the world’s leading adult studio urges Suleman to think twice before making a final decision. If nothing else, showing the world her now internationally famous body – “baby fat” and all — would save California taxpayers a pretty penny.
“If Nadya really rejects this offer, it’s a shame, because by accepting it she could have saved the taxpayers a cool million bucks,” Hirsch opines in a company press release. “We hope she will reconsider, because this would be a great way for her to take financial responsibility for her own actions.”
In fact, by the time Suleman would actually participate in the project that TheCelebrityCafe.com claims would include eight scenes featuring the mother of 14 having sex with eight different men would give fans a chance to see a body rather different from the one now reflected in the mirror. In addition to the money and medical/dental insurance, Hirsch says the repeatedly budded starlet would enjoy the instruction of a personal trainer, as well as top makeup artists and hair stylists.
To Suleman’s credit – if you consider seriously considering making a porn video laudable – the repeatedly maternal college student may be taking the offer seriously. If she, Hirsch wants her to know that she would only be working with top-of-the-line male talent.
“Before she says ‘no,’ she should know that we’ve already been contacted by some of the top male actors in the industry, who want to be in a movie with her,” Hirsch assures. “Maybe if we show her photos of these guys she might change her mind.”
In response to Suleman’s observation that, in spite of the laboratory nature of her pregnancies, she’s just an old fashioned girl who believes “I love and romance, not cheap thrills that belittle women,” Hirsch assures that Vivid feels exactly the same.
“We believe in love and romance, too,” he states, pointing out that “We’re the top adult movie company for couples who want to add a little stimulus to their sex lives. Far from being belittled, our actresses say they feel empowered by their work in our movies and the control this gives them in their personal lives. This is something that could benefit Nadya as well.”
Given that Suleman’s mother has gone bankrupt while supporting her daughter and her ever-growing brood – which may result in the entire tribe being removed from their home – getting a job in a feature released by a well-respected adult production might not be a bad idea. Nonetheless, Suleman claims concern for her currently existing 14 children – and those she may still conceive and give birth to in the future. “Of course, if I have more kids, I may have to ask for $2 million,” she observed. “Seriously though, my mum didn’t bring me up like that.”
According to her mom, she didn’t bring her up to produce 14 kids without having a job or a boyfriend, either.
Nonetheless, if Suleman does decide to pass on the “belittling” work and opt instead to continue receiving public assistance, she won’t have to buy her own diapers. Competitor Pink Visual has urged Suleman to avoid working for Vivid and, instead, accept a year’s supply of cloth diapers as their gift.
