DETROIT, MI — With esteemed adult industry representatives as Joe Francis and Larry Flynt asking the government for a bailout, prosperity must be right around the corner, right? PIMPROLL isn’t counting on it – but it is helping make it happen!According to a company press release, the “PIMPROLL Department of Treasury and President-elect Badonk YOMama announced a monumental bailout package for the porn industry,” beginning on Thursday, January 15th and running for 30 days.
Although the fine details of the bailout have not been formally released to the general public, www.PornBailout.com will continue to provide updates as they become available.
Information to date indicates that “millions of dollars” of money has been made available to stimulate both porn sales and webmaster confidence.
As usual, there are limits to where bailout funds will be directed, with PornBailout.com stating that only the 74 top converting, premium sits will be eligible for boosted payouts under the limited time program. Sites including www.AdultElite.com and www.MakeBank.com.
“The best defense against a severe economic downturn,” PIMPROLL owner PR_Dave mandates, “is a strong offense. That’s why I signed this massive bailout package today, to help webmasters finally regain their footing. I’m proud to say that immediate recession relief is on its way.”
Relief will appear in the form of checks of upwards to $60 per trial, with the most popular trials costing consumers $4.99 and $1.00. These will result in $50 and $40 per join checks for stimulated affiliate webmasters on specific calendar days. In some cases, “special double payout days” will further boost profits, earning as much as $100 per join. The calendar of special stimulus days is available on PornBailout.com.
“Instead of waiting for Washington, we have taken it upon ourselves to offer webmasters an economic stimulus package,” PR_Dave observes.
And isn’t recovery in the adult industry dependent upon getting site visitors to stimulate their packages?
