VICTORIA, Canada – Following a recent CBC news report about Air Canada banning pornography on the flight decks of its commercial aircraft, adult entertainment producer Brazzers offered all Air Canada pilots free porn. The Canadian studio figured the offer was the least it could do in the interest of public safety. After all, pilots need both hands to control the aircraft.
The conditions of the offer were simple: In exchange for outing themselves on Twitter with a tweet to @Brazzers, pilots would receive free access to Brazzers.com for the remainder of their tenure with Air Canada (thought said tenure may not have lasted longer than it took them to tweet).
On Tuesday, an intrepid soul known as @BlazingPuppies complied with the terms.
[QUOTE]@Brazzers hey i heard you’re looking for Air Canada pilots, my employee # is [redacted] and my pilot lisence # is [redacted][/QUOTE]
@BlazingPuppies emailed O.Canada.com saying he and some friends “thought it would be funny to contact [Brazzers] since I am a pilot and I work for air [sic] Canada.”
Air Canada immediately disavowed any relationship with the alleged pilot, saying he did not work for the airline. In fact, no one is certain Mr. Puppies is a pilot at all.
Nevertheless, the folks at Brazzers—knowing a good public relations move when they see one—on Wednesday granted @BlazingPuppies a one-year membership to the company’s flagship website.
Except for Air Canada’s momentary embarrassment, the deal sounds like a win all around.
