MONTREAL — Panties of Rage, Panties of RAGE, Panties… of Rage! No matter how you say it, the new game from Nutaku.net — Panties of Rage — has basically the best title ever. It’s now available to play for free right here.

Adult gaming portal Nutaku.net recently announced the release of its latest action adventure browser game, Panties of Rage.

According to press material, the beat ‘em up title features over 50 exceptional missions and compelling gameplay that will lead players to explore a selection of worldly experiences. Players collect panties (wtf?!) and free sexy heroines while making their ways through a “lewd, cursed magic book.”

The description continues: Two apprentice magicians and their sensei find themselves trapped inside a cursed magical book and in need of escape. The fantasy world of Sexpilion has been ravaged by a powerful army of zombies, led by a dominant villain named Mr. Mummy. It is up to tenacious gamers to demolish the zombie squads and demons while gathering points, elixirs and other gadgets to help them battle as they make their way through countless thrilling missions.

Ignore the continuity struggles that may come from thinking about a mummy leading a zombie army that also contains a smattering of demons… But maybe Mr. Mummy is actually a zombie with a strange name? All you need to do is focus on the panties — the PANTIES OF RAGE!

(What do panties have to do with any of this?)

The game includes 50+ unique missions in different environments: Roman, Egyptian and Western. Join other players in solo or group events, execute devastating finishing attacks and get awesome rewards. Maybe some of them are panties?

Image via Karlheinz Dietrich.