MERCED, Calif. – How can one not be seduced by porno plots including BDSM submissives punished with blowjobs and ninjas in cheap imitation gis interrupting affairs? How can one not admire noms de porn like Sunny Double Delight and Taco Meat?

Tangled Vision Entertainment’s new pay site, BustnOutBabes.com, presents just such attractions. The site is marketed as a virtual waystation for those enamored of big breasts. While some are bigger than others, all the women do possess the proper equipment.

The sets possess the kind of seedy allure previously found only in low-budget masterpieces shot in dingy hotel rooms … likely because the videos on the website appear to be low-budget productions shot in dingy hotel rooms.

The content for Bustn Out Babes is produced by FM Entertainment. The website apparently represents the studio’s public debut.

“We have been producing content that excites the hell out of us, and when it came time to create a website, Tangled Vision’s ideas were right in line with our own,” said the owner, Frank. (We hope that’s a pseudonym.)

Featured models include Stacie Starr, Dillion Carter, April McKenzie, Scarlet Lavey, Trinity Michaels, Angelica Sin and Selena Star — all of whom we hope were paid well (but we doubt it).

“Big boobs are the recurring theme, but the website is stocked full of many more fetishes, such as femdom, cosplay, taboo, wrestling, nurses, babysitters and many more,” an anonymous Tangled representative said. (We’d remain anonymous, too.)

Tangled Partners, a division of Tangled Entertainment, pays a 50-percent recurring revenue share.