LAS VEGAS – Deja Vu Love Boutique has mounted a charitable campaign aimed not only at delivering much-needed funds to Planned Parenthood, but also at providing President-elect Donald J. Trump an opportunity to grope women’s private parts to his heart’s content.
The upscale pleasure products store will donate one “pocket pussy” sex toy to Trump for each customer who “makes a satisfactory donation to Planned Parenthood.
“Even though we’re known worldwide as the largest, highest-grossing adult superstore on the planet, we still feel the need to give back to the community,” said Megan Swartz, the store’s manager. “With all the media hype surrounding Donald Trump’s comments about how he can just find any woman and ‘grab ’em by the pussy,’ we thought we could not only send him an infinite supply of ‘pussy’ to grab, but donate to a worthy cause in the meantime.
“Each customer whose in-store purchase exceeds $75 will have an opportunity to donate an extra $20 to Planned Parenthood, for which the Love Boutique will mail a brand-new pocket pussy to Mr. Trump’s headquarters in New York City,” she explained.
The Las Vegas adult store spans more than 400,000 square feet and sees nearly 5,000 customers each week, Swartz said.
“Our goal is to send 50,000 pocket pussies to Mr. Trump,” she said. “That’d be $1 million for Planned Parenthood and plenty of pussy for Mr. Trump to grab for the next four years. We plan on running this charity promotion for all of 2017, so even if just a fraction of our customers made the donation, we’d hit our goal.”
Swartz said, “Our goal is to send 50,000 Pocket Pussies to Mr. Trump. We plan on running this charity promotion for all of 2017, so even if just a fraction of our customers made the donation, we’d hit our goal.”
To keep up with the progress of the campaign, follow the boutique on Twitter.
