NEW YORK – A pair of wily comedians took to the streets of New York City recently to conduct “man on the street” interviews in the style of Jay Leno and Jimmy Kimmel. They asked a single question: “Is this quote from Donald Trump or porn?”

The results were hilarious.

The bit grew from Anyone Can be President, Even Us, a weekly stage show developed by and starring Lance Weiss and Brendan Fitzgibbons. In the under three minute clip, the duo skewers the President and chars him to a well-done crisp.

Surprisingly — or perhaps not — some distinctions were difficult to make. Among the quotes innocent passersby were asked to identify:

“You have to treat them like shit.”

“It must be a pretty picture, you dropping to your knees.”

“Bing, bing, bong, bing, bing, bing, bong, bong, bing.”

“She got schlonged.”

The “grab ’em by the pussy” quip and a reference to the size of the new prez’s hands, of course, were in the mix.

Oddly, one quote is from neither Trump nor porn but instead issued from the lips of toothy televangelist Joel Osteen.