CHATSWORTH, Calif. – Some pleasure products defy description.
Take Pipedream Extreme Toyz Hot Water Face Fucker, for example. Watch the video at the link, and then you try to describe the product.
The term “vaguely creepy” comes to mind.
Nevertheless, Pipedream’s chairman and chief executive said the toy has become a popular item since its “show-stopping debut” at the ANME trade show in July 2015.
“Consumer demand forced us to create the ultimate oral sex toy for men, while still having the hardcore fantasy element that Pipedream Extreme Toyz is known for,” said Nick Orlandino. “Contact your Pipedream sales executives to get your orders in now. Based on the early response, this is going to a top seller.”
Marketing materials describe the disembodied head as “the ultimate cocksucker.” The secret is a hidden water reservoir located in the back of the oral sex stimulator, behind the mouth. Filling the tank with hot water warms the mouth, reportedly producing blowjobs “that feel just like the real thing.”
The Hot Water Face Fucker’s oral canal is lined with tiny ribs for extra stimulation. A suction-cup base sticks to nearly any flat surface — wooden floors, tiles, tabletops, glass — holding the head still so guys can get a good grip on the “lifelike hair” and stare into the equally lifelike eyes.
According to marketing materials, the product is easy to clean, too: Simply flush the mouth with toy cleaner and warm water.
Retailers who want to get their orders in a-“head” of the rush may call Pipedream at 800-421-5030.
