SCOTTY’S JUNCTION, NV — Shady Lady Ranch is all about relieving pressure and bringing relief. That’s why the management is rewarding clients economically courageous enough to fill their tanks and drive over for a friendly frolic with something more tangible than a smile on their face. They’ll receive a voucher for free gasoline. Perhaps as part of a philosophy that endorses a more face-to-face approach to getting fucked, the management of the Shady Lady Ranch is offering a $50 gas card to visitors who pay for an hour of any of the house ladies’ erotic time. Those who need two hours to fully indulge, will receive a $100 gas card – enough gas to get home and come back again. The truly dedicated three hour visitor will drive away with a card containing $150 worth of love, eager to be pumped into his gas tank.
According to a reviewer on 21OrOver.com, Shady Lady Ranch is a couple-owned enterprise where the ladies work their magic in themed rooms and enjoy a better-than-average percent of the take.
Reuters reports that the ranch, located 130 miles northwest of Las Vegas, usually sees a slow period during the early summer. Various specials help to motivate procrastinators to the 16-year-old ranch – and wife Bobbi Davis’ idea for complimentary gas cards is the latest.
“It’s rocking along,” husband, James Davis, told Reuters. “We’re doing quite well. June and July historically are not big months,” but the ranch has already handed out $1,000 worth of cards, with another $1,000 having been ordered.
Cards will be issued for as long as they are available. One voucher per customer. Mention the special at the door – and visit www.ShadyLadyRanch.com for more details.
