SAN DIEGO, CA —Although the Feds are promising tax relief rebate checks in order to stimulate the economy, some Americans may feel about as relieved as they would after having their house keys returned by a burglar. For true relief, taxpayers are advised to turn to Naughty America, which has a little something special to offer on April 15th.One of the most popular adult entertainment companies in the United States today, Naughty America has put together what it calls “True Relief for Taxpayers” in hopes of dulling the pain and promoting pleasure.
What that means for the average American aged 18 and older is free scene downloads from six titles on the dreaded April 15th Tax Day.
“They say nothing is certain but death and taxes,” company representative Jarin Udom observes in a press release on the subject, “We’d like to add a little free porn to that list.”
Available at http://www.tour.naughtyamerica.com/taxday2008, clips include performances by Brooke Haven, Ava Devine, Harmony, Annette Schwarz, Evie Delatosso, Sami Scott, and other familiar Naughty America stars.
Featured titles are Diary of a Nanny, My Friend’s Hot Mom, Naughty Athletics, My First Sex Teacher, and two scenes from I Have a Wife.
“Tax time can get touchy,” Udom admits, “And we figure the free scenes will make things even a bit more touchy – but in a good way.”
If all goes well for the promotion, suitably relieved taxpayers will decide that the company’s 18 websites provide ongoing comfort and are worth a $24.95 monthly investment.
