Mr. Marcus’ Inimitable Assets Immortalized in Vibrating R5
YNOT – Since the man has been a fixture in interracial adult films since 1994, one might imagine a glimpse of Mr. Marcus’ … ahem … “masculine pride” hardly would cause a stir.One would be incorrect, according to North Hollywood, Calif.-based novelty manufacturer Doc Johnson, which has released the latest in a … uh … long line of Mr. Marcus signature products.
The Mr. Marcus Nine Inch Vibrating Cock and Balls comprises an anatomically exact, lifelike representation of Mr. Marcus’ assets, molded in Doc Johnson’s phthalate-free R5 material. According to the manufacturer, the vibe not only looks just like the man himself, but because R5 is able to mimic biological components with an amazing degree of accuracy, the product feels just like Mr. Marcus, too … if the man were perpetually erect.
Where the replica and the original part ways is in the seven-function controller and suction-cup base that allow hands-free stimulation in the shower, against a wall or just about anywhere that offers a hard, flat surface to which the user may attach a hard, cylindrical surface.
“Options are endless,” a company representative said.
Featuring a sleek, urban design, each item in the Mr. Marcus collection is representative not only of the reputation Mr. Marcus has earned through appearances in more than 1,300 adult films, but also of the aesthetic the man displays in his signature clothing line, Daddy Inc. A multiple award-winner, Mr. Marcus was inducted into the AVN Hall of Fame in 2009, and he remains one of the most recognizable faces in the adult entertainment industry.
The new vibrating dong may have another part of the man’s anatomy rising to the challenge and giving his face a run for its money in the recognition realm.
The Mr. Marcus line of Doc Johnson products also includes Mr. Marcus’ UR3 Personal Fluffers, Mr. Marcus’ Gold Digger Vibe, Mr. Marcus’ Realistic Cock and Vac-U-Lock Leather Harness, Mr. Marcus’ Booty Butter and Mr. Marcus’ Pleasure Vibe & Sleeve.
“Doc Johnson’s exclusive partnership with Mr. Marcus has produced hit product after hit product over the past two years,” said Chad Braverman, the manufacturer’s director of product development and licensing. “This new vibrating Mr. Marcus product is no joke — consumers are going to have a lot of fun with it.”
So are members of the press. We just can’t help ourselves. The options are indeed endless.