LOS ANGELES, Calif. – Every time I receive a press release involving the brand name “Oops Family,” I involuntarily picture a sitcom family named Oops, perhaps featuring a father figure named Olly. (I’m going to bring up this problem with my therapist, if I ever retain one.)

Oops Family is not a sitcom, of course, but a fauxcest site, one which just released a new scene titled “Strong Hands, Sweet Butt,” starring Melody Marks and Jack Vegas and directed by Wrex Oliver – who, with a last name like that, could easily step into the role of Olly in the Oops Family sitcom. (Just sayin.)

“Naughty vixen Melody Marks isn’t just a pro at bouncing on massive cocks – she’s also a wizard with household chores,” the release announcement notes. “She can hang shelves, change lightbulbs, and of course fix a leaky faucet, all thanks to her stepdad who taught the stunning blonde every handy trick.”

Now that he’s taught his stepdaughter how to do all that, what’s left for him to do? Funny you should ask (well, that I should ask), because as the announcement notes, Melody’s stepfather is “a little bummed there’s nothing left for him to do around the house.”

Oh, but there is something left for him to do around the house – namely, his stepdaughter.

“Melody has very different plans: she craves a thick, reliable cock that can make her cum hard.”

See? I knew it!

“To thank him for everything he’s taught her, she decides to seduce the man who raised her right.”

I know it’s stodgy and traditional of me, but I feel like if he’d really “raised her right,” she might think better of seducing her stepfather? Food for thought, at least.

“Some skills, though, she picked up on her own. She proves it by wrapping her soft hand around his powerful shaft and stroking it with expert rhythm.”

Oh, I’m sure her stepfather could have shown her how to stroke a cock. We menfolk generally excel at that sort of thing.

“He’s stunned, but nothing prepares him for the luxurious, sloppy blowjob that follows – her warm mouth working him from base to tip.”

To be fair, it’s hard to prepare for getting a blowjob from your stepdaughter. Unless you have two stepdaughters and both are inclined to seduce their stepfather.

“Resistance gone, he gives in, sliding his thick dick deep into her and pounding her relentlessly doggystyle, then flipping her for intense missionary thrusts.”

And after this, she can change the oil in his car.

“Melody takes control in cowgirl, riding him wildly, her perfect ass slamming down as her tight walls clench around him, driving her to a screaming, body-shaking orgasm.”

To be honest, it sort of sounds like Melody has been in control the whole time, but that’s fauxcest nitpicking, I suppose.

“Finally, he pulls out and blasts a thick, creamy load all over her pretty face. Now he knows keeping Melody satisfied is his most important household duty.”

Hmm. I think Melody’s mom might have a thing or two to say about that notion. Be that as it may, you can check out “Strong Hands, Sweet Butt” now on OopsFamily.com.