VISTA, Calif. – Paradise Marketing, a wholesaler of condoms, lubricants and sexual wellness products, is bracing for the 2016 presidential election with its Political Condom Collection for the cynic in all of us.

The condoms are timely and amusing, reminding American voters election erection protection should not be subject to filibuster. Catchy slogans like “Don’t Debate, Wrap Your Candidate,” “Great for Any Position” and “Either Way, You’re Screwed” will make sure no campaign promise goes unfulfilled in these contentious, uncertain times.

The standard-size, lubricated condoms come in four red, white and blue political designs made of premium latex. All designs are available now on Paradise Marketing’s website in 40-piece jars, master cases of 24 assorted jars or bulk cases of 1,000 non-assorted pieces.