MIAMI BEACH, FL – Bob Dylan once opined that one can “steal a little and they put you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king.” In the case of one-time “Long Island Lolita,” Amy Fisher, she served seven years in jail – and in 1999 began attempting to become a porn queen. Because there’s very little that’s too freaky for porn these days – and nearly no one who can’t be forgiven if they take off their clothes in front of the camera – Fisher has launched a website, performs during pay-per-view specials and sells her own DVDs in an attempt to become infamous in a less psychotic way.
Although she was a mere 17-years-old when she violently destroyed the marriage of her much older lover Joey Buttafuoco – who served six months for statutory rape and released his own pornographic home movie last year – Fisher is now a 34-year-old MILF of two.
During the May 8th – 10th EXXXOTICA Miami Beach conference, Fischer will celebrate the beauty that is motherhood by not merely being onsite all three days – but also hosting the event’s first-ever MILF Contest.
Naturally, the contest will take place on Sunday, May 10th – Mother’s Day.
According to a press release on the subject, Fisher “will introduce the sexiest moms in South Beach to the thousands of fans in attendance.” The fuckable mothers will then compete for valuable prizes, including a trip to Jamaica.
More information can be gained by visiting www.ExxxoticaMiami.com.
