LOS ANGELES, CA – The bright boys at Kick Ass Pictures have cooked up yet another way to bring their all-natural brand of pornography to an even wider market: Porno4Portables.com.Daily updates at the new site will feature Kick Ass Pictures perfect porn ready for download on PSP, iPod, and any other portable device capable of playing mp4 videos and photosets. There are already 50 scenes ready and waiting for user download, in addition to a Podcast of trailers, and 11 sets of stills highlighting such stars in the Kick Ass sky as Mary Carey, Sandra Romain, Nadia Styles, and AVN Awards Best New Starlet nominee, Dillan Lauren.
The decision to make Kick Ass products available via portable devices is not simply an excellent economic decision for the company, according to Kick Ass Vic.
“This is one small step for man, but a giant leap for mankind and pornography in general,” he insists.
Fans that fear they’ll simply encounter the same footage they’ve masturbated to countless times online or in front of their DVD player are in for a surprise. “These are different edits than the scenes found on Kick Ass DVDs,” Vic assures nervous iPod lovers.
“They’re about 15-minutes long, which should be more than enough time for even the most jaded fan to get his rocks off.”
Never one to hide his company’s professional light under a basket, Kick Ass Pictures President Mark Kulkis sums up the new, iTunes-like program with surprising modesty.
“Forget about stem cells and nuclear fission and all that crap. Having Kick Ass porn in your portable device is the new benchmark for scientific achievement in the 21st century.”
