Popular adult film star, dancer and porn pundit Kate Kennedy announced the launch of her brand new OnlyFans account.
“It’s not a very lucky St. Patrick’s Day for a lot of folks this year, what with everyone being quarantined and sick,” said Kennedy, “but I hope my new OnlyFans can provide a little entertainment!”
“As a millennial trapped at home for the foreseeable future, I’m online all day to make your plague fantasies come true,” Kennedy said. “So stay home, stay healthy, and subscribe to onlyfans.com!
As an added incentive to new members, Kennedy is offering a special promotion: “It’s currently FREE for 14 days when you sign up; that’s the suggested length of self quarantine, so if you have wifi, there’s really no excuse!”
Kennedy’s OnlyFans page got a huge boost, Saturday, when the venture became the focus of a New York Post story examining the silver lining some sex workers and their fans have found as people in self-isolation seek to escape the new reality of the coronavirus.
NY Post writer Sara Dorn noted that “business is booming for sexy solo performers as millions of holed-up horndogs look to relieve their outbreak anxiety.”
To the rescue comes Kate Kennedy, whom Dorn notes, charges members a mere “$10 a month to watch her perform sex acts, fold laundry nude and brush her teeth.”
Since its publication, the story has gone — let’s just say it — viral.
“If you’re trying to sell porn, having the entire country cooped up at home with nothing to do is kind of a dream scenario,” Kennedy was quoted as saying.
Kennedy’s OnlyFans is kept up-to-date with the hottest original content. “It includes thousands of pics and videos from my entire adult career, including lots and lots of scenes that have never been released before! I’m also chatting constantly with subscribers, taking custom video orders, and more!”
