HOLLYWOOD, CA — In a bold career move for repeatedly publicly declared ex-porn queen Jenna Jameson, the de-enhanced bottle blonde will appear in the soon-to-be-released Sony Pictures mega pic, Zombie Strippers.With theatrical release set for April 18th, fans of the presumably mostly clothed porn-mega-star-turned-undead-movie-stripper will soon get the opportunity to ogle her super slim gyrations in close conjunction with horror icon Robert Englund on the big screen.
With a title that sounds like it belongs on a grindhouse marquee, Zombie Strippers promises much less bang for its buck than Jameson is traditionally associated with, but may have more brain appeal than her previous professional acting attempts.
Billed as a “worldwide media sensation,” Jameson plays a hapless exotic dancer slinging slit at Sartre, NE’s Rhino underground strip club, until she’s infected by an accidentally released and governmentally produced chemo virus designed to make it possible for soldiers to fight fearlessly and forever. Naturally, she and all similarly affected individuals are turned into flesh eating members of the reanimated undead.
In other words, it’s another Wednesday night at the rack.
Never one to leave her love muscle far from reach, Ultimate Fighting Champion and Jameson sex toy, Tito Ortiz, will also appear in the classy dance fable, along with Goth music songstress Roxy Saint.
Penned and filmed by Jay “The Slaughter” Lee and co-starring Nightmare on Elm Street’s Englund (who is not getting many column inches in pre-release buzz), Zombie Strippers will open in New York City, Boston, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Las Vegas, Phoenix, Chicago, Dallas, Houston, Miami, and Madison on April 18th.
It will hit the big screens in Atlanta, Seattle, and Philadelphia on April 25th.
No word on when Portland, Oregon, which has more strip clubs (and possibly more zombies) per capita than any other American city, will have the opportunity to chow down on Jameson’s latest magnum opus.
Updates can be gained and posters viewed by visiting http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/zombiestrippers/index.html.
