LOS ANGELES, CA — Take that, Jay Grdina! That’s what former wife and once-upon-a-time porn queen Jenna Jameson’s uterus in tandem with Ultimate Fighting Champion Tito Ortiz’ sperm appear to be saying, via the mainstream gossip headlines. Jameson, who struggled to achieve but was unable maintain a pregnancy under Grdina’s husbandage, has apparently managed to bud not one, but two fetuses whose daily bread will arrive courtesy of work in the fields of both sex and violence.

Proudly announced on the pages of Perez Hilton’s celebrity gossip site, an unnamed “friend” of the couple is quoted as assuring the world that “Jenna and Tito just found out. They are beyond thrilled!”

They are also moving into a bigger house, if Hilton’s scooper has the story straight. Hilton’s ever-anonymous “source” teases the headline grabbing twosome’s fans by saying that the “much bigger home” is located in a beach community near Los Angeles.

According to the site, Jameson recently wrote in to correct erroneous reports concerning a pregnancy. Ironically, she is quoted as saying, “Funny enough, that story was fake, but I just found out I am pregnant.”

Mainstream media outlets the world over are now quoting the site, since Jameson seems to have little to say directly to the industry that made her a household name.

Unlike high profile underage mom and mom-to-be Jamie Lynn Spears and Bristol Palin, whose pregnancies have also inspired much gossip and speculation, Jameson has no intention of slipping a ring on her finger just because mixed martial arts superstar Ortiz has slipped much more into her.

“I think I’m gonna stay unmarried and just go for the babies,” the star of Zombie Strippers confessed to The US Weekly previously. “I’m following in Angelina’s footsteps!”