REXBURG, ID — What better way to honor the MILFs of America than to host an anti-porn conference the day before Mother’s Day? That’s the date selected for the Idaho Anti-Pornography Conference to be held in eastern Idaho’s city of Rexburg, which claims a whopping 17,000 citizens. Organized by the so-called Citizens for Decency, the group rightfully admits the event has nothing to do with free speech. Instead, it insists that it exists in order to pass along crucial information about pornography to the city’s residents and any others interested in attending.

Although the group’s website insists that “Pornography – A Big Deal, A Great Lie” will only address the x-rated issue in PG-terms, the conference is only for those 18 and over, according to committee chairman Craig Cobia. It will include additional training geared exclusively for ecclesiastical leaders.

Sponsored by the Desert Book Store, the city of Rexburg, the Rexburg Police Department and the Madison County Sheriff’s Office – all of whom presumably endure enormous hardships due to the existence of adult pornography – the conference is free of cost and will take place in the Rexburg Idaho Tabernacle, with “possible overflow seating in the Rexburg Westwood Theater” from 9:30 am – 12:30 pm.

A video warning about the allegedly marriage-destroying affects of online pornography and encouraging attendance of the conference can be viewed at http://www.vimeo.com/4245028.