YNOT – The lines will be long. The aisles will be packed. The shopping will be ferocious. The evening news will tell stories of insults and injuries resulting from shopping cart collisions, grandmothers hip-checking aunties for the last remaining knickknack and other heinous acts of frenzied consumerism that typify Black Friday.

HotMovies has the solution to holiday stress.

Frantic holiday shoppers in search of legendary post-Thanksgiving deals may find some relief for their pocketbooks and their nerves in the online video-on-demand company’s limited-time offer of free porn. From 4-10 a.m. EST on Friday, Nov. 23, the eponymous website will make its entire catalog of more than 165,000 pay-per-minute titles available for free to everyone with a HotMovies user account.

To take advantage of the offer, simply log on between 4-10 a.m. EST and watch gay or straight movies using the MP4 or WMV play links on the site. The offer applies to PPM titles only, not to downloads, rentals or other forms of viewing.

“It will definitely be brutal out there,” warned HotMovies Director of Business Development James Cybert. “We know people may be tempted to act hastily when the shopping aisle turns into the equivalent of the NBA’s painted area and they are confronted with overzealous shoppers. Fortunately, we are offering up the perfect antidote to the stress of Black Friday.”

In addition to free minutes, readers of the website’s blog can score extra goodies by sharing their planned fapping itinerary for the hours of the promotion through the blog’s comments section.

Webmasters can get in on the action by promoting the website through the MovieDollars affiliate program, which pays a 20-percent recurring revenue share.