Initially, I planned to make this column an “Open Letter” to the President and other present and aspiring office-holders at all levels of government who I think, in my First Amendment protected personal opinion, need to wise up. If they don’t stop catering to the “sex/thought/morality-police” hypocrites in the religious radical camps, American adults who value their freedoms of privacy and access to porn/adult entertainment are more apt to stand up and be counted by voting out (or NOT voting in) those who want to stop citizen access to Constitutionally legal porn and other adult entertainment. Wise up, and don’t mess with the many “silent majority” American voters who want their porn!Also, the politicians need to take off their blinders and fully realize that the legal and legitimate American adult entertainment industry does NOT produce or in any way agree with child porn, or access of pre-18 year-olds to porn, so stop trying to falsely use the perjuring tactic of incorrectly associating legal American porn with the child porn we all hate.

If politicians listen to the hypocrites from the radical right (many of whom have their own personal private porn hidden away in their own homes, but deal with that matter by damning the normal citizens), the end result will simply be the popularizing of European and Russian porn. Keep in mind that the American balance-of-payments difficulties and budget deficits certainly aren’t going to be helped if American consumers are forced to spend dollars on European porn or Russian internet sites, some of which makes present legitimate porn in the United States seem relatively tame. Believe me, most Americans will still seek out porn; it’s just that the radical right religious hypocrites will hurt the American economy and force Americans to view foreign porn since they can’t get it at home. The Department of Justice and the rest of the government, at every level, needs to focus much more on terrorism, political corruption, crime, drugs, and other real priorities, not American porn.

Rather than go into detail in this monthly column about my thinking, which I understand is shared my many of the silent majority of concerned voters, I’ll hold off for a few more months until we get closer to the 2006 elections. In the meantime, you politicians and wannabe incumbents shouldn’t awaken the so-far silent American voters who are fed up with your catering to the hypocritical baloney of the religious far right. Stop trying to over-regulate, restrict, and eliminate American freedoms. In other words, wise up, lest you be surprised by what I think voters will do.

Instead, this column will briefly address some of life’s realities, ones that mentally and emotionally healthy All-American voters already love. Of course, I’m referring to the reality that sex between consenting adults (or with oneself) is natural, normal, and healthy.

The nights are longer and colder now. I suspect that a lot of sex is happening during these chilly winter evenings, especially once American citizens and voters jump into bed and warm up from the shock of the cold sheets. I believe we all need exercise, and since wintertime hinders evening outdoor activities and exercising, sex fun is a reasonably alternative way to burn calories and make love to your special someone, or yourself. Because I sleep in the nude ever since my divorce 20 years ago, I’ve become a fan of winter flannel sheets to take the bite off of sliding into bed. Before discovering flannel sheets for winter use, I would head off to bed with the firm intention of masturbating before falling asleep, only to curl up in a ball to defend myself against cold sheets and, after defensively shivering a bit, falling fast asleep instead and merely dreaming about sex. Now I slide into bed, fantasize about some female I saw during the day, grab a tissue, climax, toss the tissue, and fall fast asleep with a smile on my face while dreaming about more sex.

Lots of swinger couples have visited me of late, mostly for the purpose of the wife/girlfriend experiencing two guys pleasuring her; sometimes, though, the husband/boyfriend merely watches or photographs his sweetheart “doing” me. The groupie girls have been in need of sex and sensual attention a lot lately, as well. Consequently, I’m doing a lot of smiling; I love being a porn star, and I love being 65 and enjoyed by younger females looking for experience, stamina, and the ability to not be a “2-minute” sex partner.

My conversations, letters and emails indicate that more and more couples and single women are enjoying their right to view porn. I like and fully support that development, as it seems like they have now fully given themselves permission of sorts to be natural, normal, and sexually active and healthy. I think that the internet provides females with a viewing and pleasuring opportunity like never before, and I think they are quickly becoming part of the silent majority of voters that I referred to above. Welcomed aboard!

I could go on and on about the fun shoots I’ve been involved with this past month, but it’s getting late and those flannel sheets are beckoning me. But, before closing, I urge you to always support our troops and keep them in your thoughts and prayers as they follow orders and contribute towards the eradication of terrorism that might someday otherwise find itself creeping towards or past the borders of the United States of America.

Stay safe, drive defensively, and enjoy our Constitutional freedoms!